Nah.

pussykraken:

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

(via hotboyproblems)

accio-shitpost:

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

(via hotboyproblems)

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

(via humantocryptid)

i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

(via humantocryptid)

earthdad:

man it really be so close😳

(via facegroper)

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

(via civilwhore)

jumex:

Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️
me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me

(via confirmance)

princesskaiju:

hermicnes:

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

(via confirmance)